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MAX QUOTES
The following is (most of) Max's dialogue in the movie. Not including deleted scenes. Errors may be present.
Say Hello Thorn
"I don't really know."

"There you are."

"Well done."

"I told you not to come in here anymore. Wild kids."

"You have a generous nature. I like that in a person. My name's Max."

"That's my dog, Thorn."

"Say hello, Thorn. Well how may I help you this evening? We have it all. The best selection of video tapes in Santa Carla."

"A job?"

"Who's there? Hello, Thorn. Is that you, Thorn, making all that noise?"

"Hey! How you doing? You must be Michael, right?"

"Right. How are you? Well, you're the man of the house and I'm not coming in 'til you invite me."

"Thanks very much."

"Hello."

"Is it all right for the guest to see the food before dinner?"

"Oh, yeah. I always get those confused. Thorn sends his apologies."

"He promises to behave if you come back."

"Lucy, this looks terrific."

"Tastes wonderful."

"Yeah, Sam. Thank you very much."

"Budding chef in the family."

"It's not cheese, it's garlic."

"No, I like garlic. It's just too much. It's raw garlic."

"Burn? What are you nuts? It's freezing."

"I think I know what's going on here. Yeah. I know what you're thinking, Sam. But you're wrong."

"Yeah. I'm not trying to replace your father or steal your mother away from you. I would just like to be your friend. That's all. Good night, Lucy."

"Our batting average isn't terrific, is it? Zero for Two."

"I'll tell you, Kids Sam's age need discipline, otherwise they run all over you."

"Protecting mother. Listen. Um, let's try it once more. Dinner, my house, tomorrow night. I'm cooking."

"Thorn, stop that! What's the matter, Lucy?"

"No, seriously. Why are you so jumpy tonight?"

"Tell me. I promise not to laugh. Honest."

"I'm sorry, Lucy. This is all my fault. David and my boys misbehaved. I told you, boys need a mother."

"Don't ever invite a vampire into your house, you silly boy. It renders you powerless."

"It was you I was after, all along, Lucy."

"I knew that if I could get Sam and Michael into the family, there's no way you could say no."

"It was all going to be so perfect, Lucy. Just like one big happy family. Your boys. And my boys."

"But I still want you, Lucy. I haven't changed my mind about that."

"Don't fight, Lucy. It's so much better if you don't fight."