Invite Me: the Max fansite
MAX SOUNDS
Listen to Max as he speaks to you from within your computer speakers. All sounds were recorded, saved in .wav wae format and uploaded by me. Please do not use them elsewhere without permission. Let me know if any of the links don't work so I can fix them.
Is That You, Thorn, Making All That Noise?
MaxAlone: "You're not awkward. I know what it's like to be alone." [123k]

MaxAnymore: "I told you not to come in here anymore." [38.3k]

MaxBoys: "I'm sorry, Lucy. This is all my fault. David and my boys misbehaved. I told you, boys need a mother." [222k]

MaxBurn: "Burn? What are you nuts? It's freezing!" [70k]

MaxCooking: "Listen. Um, let's try it once more. Dinner, my house, tomorrow night. I'm cooking." [169k]

MaxFamily: "It was all going to be so perfect, Lucy. Just like one big happy family. Your boys. And my boys." [345k]

MaxFight: "Don't fight, Lucy. It's so much better if you don't fight." [60.6k]

MaxGarlic: "No, I like garlic. It's just a little much. It's raw garlic." [111k]

MaxGenerous: "You have a generous nature. I like that in a person. My name's Max. How are you? Uh, that's my dog, Thorn. Say hello, Thorn." [225k]

MaxHelloThorn: "Say hello, Thorn." [21.5k]

MaxHelp: "Well how may I help you this evening? We have it all. The best selection of video tapes in Santa Carla." [118k]

MaxInvite: "Well, you're the man of the house and I'm not coming in 'til you invite me." [101k]

MaxKnew: "I knew that if I could get Sam and Michael into the family, there's no way you could say no." [161k]

MaxLucy: "Lucy? This is going to be a very special evening. I promise." [113k]

MaxMother: "Mater protectrix. Uh, protecting mother. Like a lioness with her cubs. (growl)" [188k]

MaxSilly: "Don't ever invite a vampire into your house, you silly boy. It renders you powerless." [129k]

MaxThanks: "Thanks very much." [26.9k]

MaxThornStop: "Thorn, stop that!" [27.8k]

MaxWant: "But I still want you, Lucy. I haven't changed my mind about that." [123k]

MaxWellDone: "Well done." [16.2k]

MaxYou: "It was you I was after, all along, Lucy." [53.8k]